Tuesday 15 April 2014

Abki baar Modi sarkar

RAMji ke mandir ka hua karaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Ghuspetiyon pe bhaari vaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Arthvyavastha sudharna hai yaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Jaati bhed se mukt sansaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Samajsudhaar ke khule dwaar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Nahi sahenge mehngaayi ki maar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Sushaasan jo sabko dikhe aar paar
Abki baar Modi sarkar

Thappad mat maro baar-baar
main bhi keheta Abki baar Modi sarkar

Friday 7 February 2014

Santa And Doctor

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: pehle se jyada kharab hai
Doctor: dawai khali thi?
Santa: nahi ,nahi , dawai ki bottle bhari thi..
Doctor: oh ! mera matlab hai , dawai le li thi?
Santa: ji.. aapne di aur maine le li..
Doctor: array.. dawai peeli thi??
Santa: nahi, dawai to laal thi..
Doctor: Array.. moorakh.. dawai ko pee liya tha??
Santa: nahi doctor saab, peeliya (jaundice) to mujhe tha.